Oh, so this is what the hell you people are doing...

I have to have a blog, now, don't I? Everyone else in the world does and, being a highly self-centered person who believes her life should be chronicled in every conceivable way, this seemed not only appropriate, but necessary. Welcome to my blog. I refuse to be nice here. I refuse to apologize. I refuse to play patty-cake with my detractors. I refuse to acknowledge the stupid. More later.