Bump-n-grind

On Saturday, following drinks with the Ex Who Prevailed, I had to participate in a burlesque show. HAD to because I auditioned for them, they asked me to be a part of the show and I said yes. So, I knew exactly what I was getting in to, but I was still freaked out beyond all sense and reason. I wasn't even taking my clothes off like the other women, so what the hell was I so scared about? The E.W.P. brought a friend to see the show, and it was kind of a perfect capper to our girl power evening.

The big news, though, comes in the Boy Department. On Friday, I went out with a guy who shall henceforth be known as Karaoke Joe. He had a gift certificate to a restaurant and took me out before my show that evening. Post show, Sweet Boy from Thursday (who happened to be in the show on Friday) and Karaoke Joe accompany me to a bar where they proceed to subtlely play human bumper cars to grab my attention. I wound up focusing all of my energy on a conversation with a girl friend of mine who stopped by to marvel at the spectacle. It was interesting, to say the least. At the end of the evening, I kissed Karaoke Joe, while Sweet Boy waited on the corner. K.J. very undiplomatically said "Hey, I need to say goodnight to her alone, all right?" which S.B. took very well. Then, S.B. rode all the way up to my house on the #22 bus, walked me inside and kissed me, too. Hey, after last week, it was a JOY to have two nice guys pay attention to me.

Friday was also the former B.N.B.'s last show with us as he took his E.W.P.'s advice and will likely be quitting our company tomorrow. I held myself together very well, all things considered, and only wound up hitting him once. On the ass, really hard.