Seriously

When the fuck do you forget your ex husband ever existed? When do you stop comparing the rest of the world to him?

Yeah, my ex was cruel and horrible but, much like Mussolini, he was efficient.

At this point in my life, I have a husband who loves me so very, very much, who is kind and wonderful and lovely and great... But right now, I fucking want a spouse that can make the trains run on time.